Eat Like an Elephant

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lyrics

although bacon pepperoni & prosciutto stole my heart
I grabbed that meaty menu and tore it apart
cuz I found the secret to looking as thin as a greyhound
you gotta switch to greens and then you'll be lean as a bean
a stringbean

and now that I've adopted such a leafy green menu
you shant believe the volumes I consume
now you can shovel and probably double your intake
until the cows come home you can eat but never get wide

and yeah, kale might taste like hell
but I guarantee thy waist shall never swell

you can eat like an elephant
(eat like an elephant)
but look like a gazelle

you can eat like an elephant
(eat like an elephant)
but look like a gazelle, yeah

so swap that beef out for a leaf I'm sure you'll be amazed
you can munch those floppy vegetables all day
if you ever wanted to lose a few kilos real fast
you can never stop chewing but you won't be accruing mass

and yeah, I'm not condemning girth
I'm simply sharing my diet, for what that's worth

elephant (elephant) gazelle (gazelle)
elephant (elephant?) gazelle (gazelle)
elephant (gazellephant?) hmm... gazelle
elephant? (elephazelle!)

you can eat like an elephant
(eat like an elephant)
but look like a gazelle

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from Cahoots, released January 16, 2017
background singing, calling and response-ing, shrieks, and maniacal cackles by Jeni Dowling and Cedar Mathers-Winn

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